Yall come n listen .theres a tale Id like to share bout a man named Howard Garrett .who made us all aware That bad things still are happening .to our planet, Earth So he introduced the The Natural Way .n all that it is worth There are those wholl turn their heads .n look the other way They still hire Chem-Kill .use aerosol bug sprays It doesnt seem to matter .the more chemicals they breathe Are destroying precious human cells .yet they do not believe Some time ago, a light went off .inside Howards head I just cannot sit around .or the whole world could be dead. I am going to find a way .to get folks to agree. So he opted for talk radio .on W B A P Soon he started talking .every week into that mike Wrote books, newspaper articles .went TV public with his life Along with some great sponsors .and a dedicated crew He moved forward with his mission .to kindly tell us what to do More folks began to listen .n started calling in With questions bout sick trees n shrubs .plus little pesty friends Howards got an answer .if something doesnt grow But hes never been too proud to say .Ill find out, if I dont know. Now becoming all organic .is not a brand new science Its getting back to basics .and forming an alliance To dispose of all the toxic junk .synthetics, carcinogens And holler at those scientists .at good ol A & CheM Now hear this organiphobes .just once, try Garrett Juice Build yourself a compost pile .turn it n keep it loose Always aerate your soil .n build organic content Very soon youll see results ..then wonder where the weeds went To you, listeners of nature .you know what causes harm Matters not if youre a city slick .or grew up on a farm Youve heard bout the fire ants .n sneaky little weevils How to avoid mosquito spraying .the bigger of those evils So, take this tale for what its worth .but force yourself to be Vigilant in writing EPA, FDA ..n RISE in ol DC Join Dirt Doctors Ground Crew .share his message everywhere Whenever theres a Missing Link .Howard Garrett will be there!!! M.Clary March, 2004