The Infamous Clintons

THERE ONCE WAS A POLITICIAN NAMED CLINTON

WHO KEPT ONE MISTRESS WELL-HIDDEN

UNTIL ONE DAY, SHE DECIDED TO SAY:

“FIRST LAYDHOOD, I’D LIKE TO BE GETTING.”

 

 OF COURSE, BILL’S WIFE WAS SURPRISED

SHE CONFRONTED HIM WITH HER EVIL EYES

“ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. YOU THINK YOU’RE TOUGH?

 YOU’D BE NOTHING WITHOUT ALL MY TIES!”

 

THE MEDIA HAD IT’S HEY-DAY

WHEN MS. HILLARY DECIDED TO SAY:

“I’M NO STAND BY YOUR MAN….WON’T BAKE, THOUGH I CAN

 BUT I’LL SUPPORT BILL IN EVERY WAY.

 

SO AS THEY CONTINUE THEIR PLIGHT

BILL ‘N HILL WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT

 ‘N GOVERNOR JERRY (BROWN) WILL ALWAYS BE WARY

FOR HE KNOW’S THEY CAN’T TELL WRONG FROM RIGHT !!

 

M. SCHROEDER

 1992

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