The Night Lori Had Bad Gas

SHE SAT AT THE MEETING ONE NIGHT

HER TUMMY JUST DIDN’T FEEL RIGHT

WONDERED WHEN THE MEETING WOULD BE ENDING

 AS SHE WATCHED HER STOMACH DISTENDING

 

PLAIN AND SIMPLE, SHE JUST ATE TOO MUCH

ITALIAN, CHINESE, MEXICAN AND SUCH

 NEVER AGAIN, WOULD SHE GET THIS BLOATED

 SHE WAS SO STUFFED THAT SHE NEARLY FLOATED

 

INTO THE AIR, MS. LORI DID GO

OH, SO OBVIOUS; NOW EVERYONE WOULD KNOW

SO SHE PRESSED ON HER TUMMY AND TO HER SURPRISE

 THE ONLY THING PUFFED OUT WAS HER PRETTY, BROWN EYES

 

 AS SHE MOVED TO THE BACK OF THE ROOM

 WITH A QUIET, BUT DEADLY VA, VA, VAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOM

 EVERYONE CHEERED, AS SHE DISAPPEARED

THANK HEAVEN SHE STILL HAS HER CAREER !!

 

M. Schroeder

 1990

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