THERE ONCE WAS A POLITICIAN NAMED CLINTON
WHO KEPT ONE MISTRESS WELL-HIDDEN
UNTIL ONE DAY, SHE DECIDED TO SAY:
“FIRST LAYDHOOD, I’D LIKE TO BE GETTING.”
OF COURSE, BILL’S WIFE WAS SURPRISED
SHE CONFRONTED HIM WITH HER EVIL EYES
“ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. YOU THINK YOU’RE TOUGH?
YOU’D BE NOTHING WITHOUT ALL MY TIES!”
THE MEDIA HAD IT’S HEY-DAY
WHEN MS. HILLARY DECIDED TO SAY:
“I’M NO STAND BY YOUR MAN….WON’T BAKE, THOUGH I CAN
BUT I’LL SUPPORT BILL IN EVERY WAY.
SO AS THEY CONTINUE THEIR PLIGHT
BILL ‘N HILL WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT
‘N GOVERNOR JERRY (BROWN) WILL ALWAYS BE WARY
FOR HE KNOW’S THEY CAN’T TELL WRONG FROM RIGHT !!
M. SCHROEDER
1992