(Sung to the tune of: "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean") This gal named Pam has turned 50 You may find it hard to believe She still looks so young and so pretty Few wrinkles or crows feet youll see Our Pam was an only child And grew up in Aggie country She married her junior high sweetheart Had two kids named Kyle and Kaylee Bridge: Fifty Fifty Youve left the old age of youth .Next Page!! Fifty Fifty Youre now in the youth of old age!! Now Pam owns a farm down in Bryan A nice house on Kiowa lake She appreciates what life has to offer Like great wine, fine jewelry, chocolate cake And when she starts feeling weary Wont sit around because its a sin Shell go out and play some hard tennis Then relax at the spa in Austin Bridge: Her career nows with McDougal Littell Much more fun that at Prentiss-Hall She sure knows how to sell those textbooks Sometimes it just takes one phone call One day when she finally retires She knows what she would like to do .by far! Sell feathers and marshmallows From the trunk of her Lexus car Bridge: Dear Pam, enjoy your birthday Youve been here a half century We know you count all of your blessings Youre the best that you can be Please know how much we all love you Or we wouldnt be here right now Take all of these fine words of wisdom You go girl! Now just take a bow! M. Clary January 3, 2003