An Ode To Wayne Hinton On His 50th Birthday

[Wayne was given a "goodies" bag, containing various items that old people need] ENJOY THIS MAGIC BAG OF THINGS TO DEAL WITH ALL THAT OLD AGE BRINGS NOW THAT YOU HAVE CROSSED THYE LINE USE THESE AIDS AND YOU'LL DO FINE WHEN YOU ITCH OR GET A BRUISE THERE'LL BE SOMETHING YOU CAN USE IF YOUR TUMMY IS FULL OF GAS CHEW THE DISC AND IT WILL PASS WHEN YOU'RE GRUMPY AND LOSING POWER YOU'LL FIND RELIEF IN JUST 8 HOURS IF YOUR FEE AND TEETH GET SORE YOU ARE COVERED…YES, THERE'S MORE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOUR ACHES AND PAINS WHEN ARTHRITIS STRIKES ON A DAY OF RAIN LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN HOPE THIS MAGIC BAG IS STILL AROUND FOR OVER-THE-HILL YOU LOOK MIGHTY FINE SO, SHOOT THOSE MARBLES AND DRINK THAT WINE!! M. Clary March 8, 1994

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