The Duct Tape Prom Dress

A GIRL NAMED MISS KASEY…WAS INVITED TO THE PROM SO SHE RUSHED RIGHT HOME…AND IMMEDIATELY TOLD HER MOM THAT THIS TIME HER PROM GOWN…JUST HAD TO BE THE BEST BUT WHAT THAT MEANT EXACTLY…WAS ANYBODY’S GUESS MIGHT IT BE MADE OF SILK…OF SATIN OR GEORGETTE? OR MIGHT IT BE OF FURRY STUFF…SHE SHAVED OFF A PET? IT COULD BE DIFFERENT FABRIC…OF SOFT AND FLOWING CREPE BUT NONE OF THESE COULD EVER BE…AS FINE AS ‘OL DUCT TAPE THE PATTERN WOULD BE SOUTHERN…A BIG ‘N LOVELY GOWN WITH RUFFLES ‘ROUND THE BOTTOM…AND FLOWERS ABOUND MISS KASEY WOULD ACT PRECIOUS…AND HAVE TO SAY: “HI Y’ALL” AND SHE SOULD PROVE TO EVERYONE…SHE WAS “BELLE OF THE BALL” HER HAT WOULD BE THE FINEST…WITH BIG BRIM AND SOME RIBBON TO MATCH THE RUFFLES ON HER SKIRT…THIS WOULD BE A GIVEN NO DOUBT SHE’D WIN 1ST PRIZE, OF COURSE…BE THERE NO MISTAKE FOR SHE’S DISCOVERED THE 1O2nd… USAGE FOR DUCT TAPE WITH LOVE FROM AUNT DUCTELLA M. Clary March 13, 2002

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