THE THIN, TATOOED TUTOR TOLD THE THIRTY-THREE TUTEES THAT THEIR TENDENCY TO TOLERATE TIGHT TANGERINE TUTUS THREATENED THEATRICAL THEORY.
THINKING THIS THROUGH, THE TEQUILA-TIPSY, TITILLATING TUTEES TOE-DANCED THEIR TEN TINY TOES TO TWANGY TRUMPET TUNES, TRYING TO TUNEUP THEIR TAP-DANCING TROUPE TRAVELING ‘TIL TWILIGHT TO TORONTO, TOMORROW (TUESDAY).
THEN, THURSDAY, THE TROUPE OF TUTEES TRAVEL TO TOLEDO, TULSA, TIPPECANOE, TIJUANA, THEN TO TIMBUKTU TO TAKE THE TUTOR’S TOUPEE TO TERRANCE THE TURBAN-WEARING, TRIPLE-TANNED, TUBA-TOTING, TROUBLE-MAKING TWIT TO TRY TIDYING THE TINTED, TYE-DYED, TRI-COLORED, TOUSLED TRESSES.
THINKING THIS THROUGH, TERRANCE TOLD THE TRIO (TYLER, TROY, TRENT) TO TAKE THE TOUPEE TO TWO TWENTY-TWO TENNINGTON TERRACE TO TRY TRANSFORMING THE TRENDY TRIBAL TRESSES THROUGH TRAUMATIZATION!!
M. Schroeder
Late 1980’s