You wonder why the traffic's bad When you drive to work? It's all due to growing pains Not from any other quirk Blame developers for gridlock They don't build widened roads For all the people who buy their homes While filling their pockets with the Mother Load It appears that for a long, long time You'll just have to bear the wait On those single-laned country roads That will cause you to be late Im afraid itll take a lifetime Though some roads have come of age As theyve become Eight Lanes Of Craze Resulting in Road Rage!! M.Clary February, 2004