The Ballad of Phlash Phelps

Come listen to a story….. ‘bout a guy named PHLASH Was born to be a DJ.….and good at talkin’ trash He’s such a natural…..and his PHans all agree No one can replace him…..his job should be guaranteed !! PHorever, that is…..PHat Paychecks…..PHinancial PHuture He’s worked a lot of places…..the Virgin Islands to Indiana, Washington…..just to name a PHew Now he’s with the XM…..radio by satellite Playin’ songs PHrom DC…..a Baby Boomers’ delight PHour Seasons, that is…..PHifth Dimension…..PHolk Songs PHLASH has been through every state…..in the U S A Names ‘em all in 30 seconds…..on any given day Recites the backwards alPHhabet…..it is such a breeze Plus he has a PHascination…..PHor the letter “P” “PH” that is…..PHunny PHarm…. PHan Clan PHLASH shares terrestrial space ….. with two other dudes The innovative expert, “CLEVE”…..and “MOTORMOUTH” too Replayin’ all the memories…..The 60’s on 6 It’s worth the paid subscription…..to get a satellite PHix PHen-O-menal, that is…..PHixin’ To Be…..PHab-U-lous Now we PHans would like to say…..to PHLASH and all his PHriends You should be very gratePHul…..that we PHaithfully tune in Be good to us, ‘Your PHollowing’…..and we will get along We’ll know how much you like us…..when you play our PHavorite song Y’all Keep Playin’ ‘Em, Now……Ya Hear???!!! 444 PHrom PHairview, TEXAS aka: M.Clary, April 2004

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