Retirement Song for Lewis “Valentine” Acord

[Tune: Ode To Billy Joe] WELL IT’S OCTOBER 27TH, ANOTHER SAN DIEGO DAY WE HEAR THAT LEW ACORD’S RETIRIN’ FROM THE DISTRICT WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY? YOU SAY HE’S LEAVIN’ HIS WORK BEHIND FOR SOME FINER THINGS IN LIFE LIKE FISHIN’ IN MONTANA, HUGGIN’ GRANDKIDS, EVEN HIS WIFE AND ADMINISTRATIVE SERVICES, THEY NEVER WILL BE THE SAME BECAUSE NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT “VALENTINE” IS LEWIS ACORD’S MIDDLE NAME !! HE WON’T BE CRUISIN’ DOWN THE HALLWAYS AT THE PLAZA, ANYMORE AND WE SURE ARE GONNA MISS THOSE FUNNY JOKES FROM HIS MEMORY STORE AND ALL THE FOLKS THAT USE TO COME TO LEW FOR COUNSELING AND ADVICE ARE GONNA THINK ABOUT THE POLICY/PROCEDURES MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE AND ADMINISTRATIVE SERVICES; THEY NEVER WILL BE THE SAME BECAUSE NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT “VALENTINE” IS LEWIS ACORD’S MIDDLE NAME !! M. Schroeder Late 1980’s

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