(Dedicated To Tanya Ness)
THERE ONCE WAS A CUTE GAL NAMED BRAT
WHO WAS JUST LIKE HER MOM AND NOT FAT
BUT SHE SLIPPED UP ONE DAY
PUCE-DYED HER HAIR WHILE MOM WAS AWAY
AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THE END OF THAT
BUT OF COURSE MUCH TO HER OWN SURPRISE
MOM SAID, “THAT REALLY WASN’T SO WISE.”
SO THEY FUSSED AND THEY FOUGHT
‘TIL MOM WAS SO DISTRAUGHT
SO AT HOME BRAT MUST WEAR A DISGUISE
SO AS THE SAGA GOES ON
BRAT ‘N MOM WILL STILL GET ALONG
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO ABUSE
AND THE COLOR OF PUCE
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A RIGHT AND A WRONG
M. Schroeder
June 26, 1991