Puce Abuse – A Limerick

(Dedicated To Tanya Ness)

THERE ONCE WAS A CUTE GAL NAMED BRAT

WHO WAS JUST LIKE HER MOM AND NOT FAT

BUT SHE SLIPPED UP ONE DAY

PUCE-DYED HER HAIR WHILE MOM WAS AWAY

AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THE END OF THAT

 

BUT OF COURSE MUCH TO HER OWN SURPRISE

MOM SAID, “THAT REALLY WASN’T SO WISE.”

SO THEY FUSSED AND THEY FOUGHT

‘TIL MOM WAS SO DISTRAUGHT

SO AT HOME BRAT MUST WEAR A DISGUISE

 

SO AS THE SAGA GOES ON

BRAT ‘N MOM WILL STILL GET ALONG

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO ABUSE

AND THE COLOR OF PUCE

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A RIGHT AND A WRONG

 

M. Schroeder

June 26, 1991

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