[Tune: On Top Of ‘Ol Smokey]
WE LOVE YOU KAY CRAVEN
IT BRINGS US A TEAR
TO KNOW YOU’RE RETIRING
WHILE WE ARE STILL HERE
THERE WILL BE SOME SADNESS
THERE WILL BE SOME GLOOM
BUT THERE IS A BRIGHT SIDE
YOU’LL LEAVE US MORE ROOM
YOU KNOW WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE
WHEN THEY ALL REQUEST
TO TRADE IN THEIR OLD ONE
FOR YOUR NEWER DESK
WE’RE GOING TO MISS YOU
BUT JUST TO BE FAIR
YOUR FRIEND, DORIS RELYEA
HAS DUBS ON YOUR CHAIR
CO-WORKERS AND BOSSES
THEY COME AND THEY GO
BUT THERE’S ONLY ONE
AUGIE GALLEGO
THERE’S LYNN AND THERES ESPIE
AND THERE’S LARRY BROWN
THEY’LL HAVE ONE LESS PERSON
TO BOSS AROUND
YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS
BUT IT’S REALLY TRUE
THE ONLY CRAVIN’
WILL BE FOR YOU!!
M. Schroeder-Clary
Late 1980’S