[Tune: Beverly Hillbillies] COME LISTEN TO A TALE ABOUT A MAN, KENTUCKY-BRED A NATURALLY-BORN MALE AS MAMA ALWAYS SAID THEN ONE DAY SHE SENT DENNIS OUT THE DOOR TO TOSS IN HIS HAT FOR LT. GOVERNOR Kiwanis, That Is Division Three-Seven T.O. DISTRICT HE GOT IN ALL HIS SCHOOLIN, THEN WORE MILITARY BLUE OFF TO LUBBOCK, TEXAS, WHERE HE PILOTED AND FLEW A SHORT TIME LATER, HE WAS TEACHING MEN TO FLY THE BEST AND FASTEST CRAFTS EVER IN THE SKY T-38s, That Is Talons Sleek MONTHS TURNED TO YEARS, THEN HE WAS REDEPLOYED OFF TO SPOKANE, WASHINGTON; OH, HE WAS OVERJOYED IN THE NAVIGATOR PROGRAM OR THE BOMB N.A.U. TO FLY THE BIGGEST BOMBER THE B52 Stratofortress, That Is Buff Big Ugly Fat Fella HE MADE SOME GOOD CONNECTIONS AND WAS REASSIGNED ONTO NEBRASKA, THEN THE SOUTH DAKOTA LINE TO COMMAND A SQUADRON AND FURTHER HIS CAREER BUT SANDRA SAID, IM LEAVIN IF WE STAY ANOTHER YEAR. Desolation, That Is No Fun No Social Life HE GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND PRAYED LIKE YOUD NEVER SEEN AND GOT HIS NEXT ASSIGNMENT AT THE BASE IN ABILENE 500 MEN AND WOMEN WORKED TO TRY AND KEEP THE PEACE WHILE DENNIS GAVE THE ORDERS AS THE CHIEF OF POLICE Lawman, That Is Staff Car Notariety WELL, FINALLY HE RETIRED; PUT HIS UNIFORM TO REST BECAME A PAROLE OFFICER; MADE McKINNEY, TX HIS NEST IN 91 HE JOINED A CLUB FULL OF GALS AND GENTS AND A SHORT TIME LATER, HE BECAME ITS PRESIDENT Leader, That Is Kiwanian Of The Year Twice !! DENNIS IS THE KIND OF GUY WHO ALWAYS VOLUNTEERS ATTENDS THE WEEKLY MEETINGS; SAWDUST BEHIND HIS EARS HIS Ts AND JEANS ARE COVERED; HE ALWAYS LOOKS THE SAME WHETHER HES A HELPIN OR BOWLIN 300 GAMES Amazing, That Is Underwhelming Sometimes NOW AS I CONCLUDE THIS SONG, I WANT YOU TO TAKE HEED DENNIS ROBERT WILLIAMS IS THE KIND OF MAN WE NEED TO REPRESENT OUR DISTRICT; HES REALLY QUITE A GUY HIS FIRST CAMPAIGN PROMISE IS TO WEAR A COAT AND TIE!! M. Clary March 1, 1999